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[littlelotte]

From samuraibutterfl

1. Confirm your identity: Lindsay. I can't come up with anything better than that right now...lol
2. How many years have you been on the planet? Almost 23.
3. What are three phrases you use at least daily? I can never think of these until I'm actually saying one of them.
4. Are you a survey addict? Sometimes.
5. Do you have an online journal that you use regularly? No. *rolls eyes*
6. Are you one of those people that are constantly applying lotion and/or chapstick? Only if I'm at work. I'm CONSTANTLY using the antibacterial gel stuff at work because I'm still sick.
7. Name any mental disorders you have been diagnosed with: Depression. I haven't bothered to try to find anymore, though I'm sure there are a few...especially considering the EXTREME paranoia that seems to run through my mom's family.
8. Ever freeze anyone's underwear? No.
9. Name one thing you only do/act like/wear/etc.? You mean I alone, or "I'll only wear this shirt..."? I'm the only person I know that "says"? "kiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Those of you who have heard it know what it is...lol
10. Would you consider yourself random? Sometimes.
11. Do you have clothes hanging in your closet that still have the tags on them? No.
12. Do you doodle all over your papers/homework/books? Yes. Especially when class is boring.
13. Do you write down phone messages/notes on your hands? Sometimes, but rarely.
14. What do you think of those Kidz Bop commercials? Comical. Yeah "Follow Me" is a great song to get kid's singing... ROFL! Ditto this.
15. What CDs in your collection are you ashamed to admit you own? ummm...not sure. I've got some silly ones, though.
16. Got any toe socks? Nope.
17. Do you find that you rub off on your friends more, or vice versa? It depends on the moment.
18. What time is it? 10:47am.
19. Does anybody really know what time it is? *shrugs*
20. Does anybody really care? I'm slightly obsessive about it. I used to feel naked without my watch, but then my watch stopped working :-( I have to go into Frankenmuth to get a new battery for it, apparently.
21. Who sings that song, anyway? *shrugs*
22. Do you untie your shoelaces before taking them off? Usually no.
23. Ever have random hallucinations? That depends on your definition of hallucination.
24. Ever take your pet for a walk? hehehe...I would totally walk Anna Livia once she's big enough to use a gecko leash.
25. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes.
26. How much do you sleep? Less than I should sometimes, sometimes just enough.
27. Do you think staying at home and raising the kids is primarily "women's work"? No. Keep me far away from it, in fact. I don't want kids. Maybe I want to adopt someone else's somewhere down the road, but right now NO.
28. What do you think about gay marriage? It pisses me off that people can't be given equal benefits just because they can't choose who they fell in love with. I can't even begin to imagine what would happen if I fell in love with a girl, we lived together, co-owned everything, etc etc etc and then something tragic happened and one of us died while the other lost everything. Note to you all: LIVING WILLS AND WILLS ARE IMPORTANT! START ONE! ...and now I need to go take my own advice.
29. Do blondes annoy you in general? No. My mom's blonde.
30. Do you smoke? Secondhand from work--which is just as bad as smoking.
31. Have sex? Who? Me? O:-)
32. Yell at your parents? Yes.
33. Compete with your siblings? Not really.
34. Think you got enough love as a child? Definitely :-)
35. Listen to pop music? I try really hard not to.
36. Out of your own, what's your favorite lotion/body wash/cream/perfume/cologne/etc. ? I use Jergen's lotion and my perfume is Inner Realm.
37. Why do fools fall in love? *shrugs* I thought only fools rush in...you know..."wise men say..." :-P
38. Why is the sky blue? It's not. My opinion is that it's green and all opinions are valid, damnit! ;-)
39. Did you know that your metabolism slows down at night; so if you have a midnight snack you will probably gain weight in the morning? I don't actually care.
40. Are you going to have an open casket funeral? No because I'm going to be cremated.
41. Do you bruise easily? Sometimes.
42. Does death fascinate you? Not particularly.
43. Ever dated someone five years older (or more) than you? Yes.
44. Ever dated someone five years younger (or more) than you? No.
45. What's with all the black rappers right now having such terrible teeth? *shrugs*
46. What was the whole "rosebud" thing all about? Somebody's pussy <-- What she said, because it's true.
47. How many people do you think would come to your funeral? *shrugs*
48. Are you wondering why I'm still on the death thing? No.
49. Who said this: "Death, taxes, and childbirth. There's never a convenient time for any of them.": *shrugs*
50. Have you ever contributed to someone's death? No...though there are a few I might consider helping along... ;-)
52. What Hollywood celebrity annoys you the most? *shrugs*
53. What do you think about school? ALMOST DONE!
54. Are you addicted to the internet? Who? Me? O:-)
55. Do you have those little white vitamin deficiency marks on your fingernails? umm...I don't know what those marks look like, and I don't see white marks, so I'm going to go with "no"?
56. Dog person or cat person? Depends.
57. What do you take when you have a headache? Motrin!
58. What's your alcoholic drink of choice? Gin and tonic.
59. Is "settling down" a major priority for you (meaning; married, good job, spending your extra money on new curtains and mowing the lawn on weekends)? No. Not in the traditional sense.
60. Do you have a calendar/datebook? Sometimes.
61. Was "Beaches" as good a movie as everyone says it is? Never saw it.
62. Physically, are you usually cold or warm? Cold.
63. Socially, are you usually cold or warm? Cool. I hate social situations. I've had people tell me a range of things--they tend to tell me they think I'm mysterious because of it, or they think I'm a snob because of it. The truth is, I suck in social situations so I say as little as possible to not be seen as a dumbass.
64. Ever been so depressed that you don't shower, do the dishes, clean up anything, answer your phone or move from your couch for more than a couple days? Yes.
65. When you hear the scientific term "the big bang", do dirty thoughts come to mind? No.
66. Do you ever walk by someone and they go, "how are you?" and you go, how are you?"....andyou keep on walkin'? No.
67. Wouldn't you rather we all just avoid eye contact and not say anything at all? No.
68. Ever do volunteer work? I'd like to do more.
69. Do you think community service should really be given as a punishment for criminals? Depends.
70. Do you shoplift? No.
71. Ever worked so hard that you cried? I don't really know.
72. What if God was one of us? What if he is?
73. Who sings that song? Joan Osborne.
74. Are you old enough to remember the commercial with little old lady saying "where's the beef?" Yes.
75. Finish this sentence: "My kingdom for a/an ________.": "My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder...I saw your flag on the marble arch, and love is not a vict'ry march, it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah..."
76. Do you remember the Care Bear craze? Of course!
77. How about when Oprah was fat? *rolls eyes*
78. Remember Pogs? ROFL yes.
79. Remember when that gymnast sprained her ankle in the summer Olympics, 1996? Yes. I was watching when it happened. Shannon Miller was on the team that year, and she was from Oklahoma, so we watched the Olympic gymnastics stuff pretty obsessively that year.
80. Remember what you were doing yesterday at this time? I was at work.
81. Do you love shoes? Eh. I love my work shoe inserts!
82. What shampoo do you use? Dove.
83. How do you feel right now? Kinda hungry.
84. Do you let dogs lick your face? Not generally, unless they manage to catch me offguard.
85. Do you subscribe to Playgirl or Playboy? No, but we used to get Playboy magazines when I worked behind the desk for people that no longer lived there and we would read them--there really are some great articles in it. I found a hysterical POTO cartoon in one once, and I still have the December issue from ages ago with Dita von Teese because she's so pretty.
86. What are you doing right now besides filling out this survey? Nothing.
87. What year were you born? 1982.
88. Do you rule that year? Sure.
89. Do you paint your nails? Once in a great while. They're growing again!
90. What's your hair length? Long.
91. When did you get a cut/trim last? A couple months ago.
92. Do you have hoity-toity relatives, or trailer trash relatives? Both.
93. Would you consider yourself to have an innovative mind? Sometimes.
94. Has an old man/woman ever flirted with you? On a near-daily basis.
95. Ever written a survey like this? Nope.
96. Would you ever consider dating someone who'd been in prison? *shrugs*
97. Are you worth crying over? *shrugs*
98. Do you know anyone who's drowned? Yes. A friend from Oklahoma's sister about a year after we moved.
99. Would you rather have a one-on-one conversation or go to a party? One-on-One.
100. Do you feel better after purging all this random information from your system? Not really.