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Alley refuses to believe me that Adrian Lyne version of Lolita (Jeremy Irons as HH especially) is more lust-worthy than Jason Isaacs pirateness, Johnny Depp pirateness and the sexiest stage Phantom she's ever seen put together.

Back me up here, people who have seen it!

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Damnit! I want my two hours and ten minutes back! The Libertine is a terrible terrible movie. Don't waste your time. I want to know wtf John Malkovich and Johnny Depp were thinking: "Heh...we're brilliant. They'll think anything BOTH of us choose to be in will be AMAZING!" Fuckers. Of course they were brilliant, but there was no real plot or sense to be made. And I hate Restoration era theatre with a passion. It's terrible.

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On a Sofia Coppola kick. Having too much fun searching her on YouTube. I almost typed "googling her on YouTube"...I am a product of the net. I so can't wait for Marie Antoinette to come out in October. I'll cry if it doesn't play here.

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I found my phone!