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Nov. 11th, 2006 10:25 amFrom
ladyteal:
Till around November 19th...
Top 10 Mercury Retrograde Blunders
Do you feel like nothing is going your way at work lately? It's most likely Mercury Retrograde -- when Mercury, the planet governing communication and short-term travel, appears to move backwards in the sky. For about three weeks, things stop running smoothly; trains get delayed, deadlines can't be met, mail gets lost and people get misunderstood. Lots of business people avoid major deals during this time, because it has reputation for being so tricky.
Discover the top 10 blunders likely to happen while Mercury goes backwards:
1. You hit "reply all" to an email where you bad mouthed someone on the cc list.
2. You send a customer the spreadsheet with the company's internal pricing.
3. You forget to lock when closing up, and the manager is the first one in on the next day.
4. You miss a Fed Ex deadline by two minutes.
5. You close a deal, only to find out that you neglected to include an important clause in item 24b.
6. You work 10 hours on a computer project without backing up your work, and your hard drive goes belly-up.
7. You show up early for work to get ahead, only to find out you forgot your office keys.
8. You show up for a meeting on the wrong day.
9. You miss your bus or connection at the airport and get stuck having dinner at McDonalds.
10. You're 20 minutes late for a meeting with the boss about your promotion, and your cell phone is dead.
My personal list is a touch different, but most of these could still show up in that time. Mine have more to do with managers not paying out receipts right and then trying to throw blame at me for the subsequent $200 shortage (he rang it in as a commission instead of a paidout which threw us off $100 each way in the system), putting in about 35 invoices only to find out the period was never advanced after EOM so now I have to do them all again, the fax/copy machine hates me, the printer is POSSESSED!, the credit card program temporarily not settling or ringing up cards, the tech support guy freezing up our server terminals because in trying to fix a problem with our tipshare he started to copy the entire contents of our computer onto his computer when he dialed in, not being put on the schedule one day where Rheila actually wanted me to work and so had to call me into work Tuesday night at Francois', our little electric heater breaking, and SO. MUCH. MORE.!
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Till around November 19th...
Top 10 Mercury Retrograde Blunders
Do you feel like nothing is going your way at work lately? It's most likely Mercury Retrograde -- when Mercury, the planet governing communication and short-term travel, appears to move backwards in the sky. For about three weeks, things stop running smoothly; trains get delayed, deadlines can't be met, mail gets lost and people get misunderstood. Lots of business people avoid major deals during this time, because it has reputation for being so tricky.
Discover the top 10 blunders likely to happen while Mercury goes backwards:
1. You hit "reply all" to an email where you bad mouthed someone on the cc list.
2. You send a customer the spreadsheet with the company's internal pricing.
3. You forget to lock when closing up, and the manager is the first one in on the next day.
4. You miss a Fed Ex deadline by two minutes.
5. You close a deal, only to find out that you neglected to include an important clause in item 24b.
6. You work 10 hours on a computer project without backing up your work, and your hard drive goes belly-up.
7. You show up early for work to get ahead, only to find out you forgot your office keys.
8. You show up for a meeting on the wrong day.
9. You miss your bus or connection at the airport and get stuck having dinner at McDonalds.
10. You're 20 minutes late for a meeting with the boss about your promotion, and your cell phone is dead.
My personal list is a touch different, but most of these could still show up in that time. Mine have more to do with managers not paying out receipts right and then trying to throw blame at me for the subsequent $200 shortage (he rang it in as a commission instead of a paidout which threw us off $100 each way in the system), putting in about 35 invoices only to find out the period was never advanced after EOM so now I have to do them all again, the fax/copy machine hates me, the printer is POSSESSED!, the credit card program temporarily not settling or ringing up cards, the tech support guy freezing up our server terminals because in trying to fix a problem with our tipshare he started to copy the entire contents of our computer onto his computer when he dialed in, not being put on the schedule one day where Rheila actually wanted me to work and so had to call me into work Tuesday night at Francois', our little electric heater breaking, and SO. MUCH. MORE.!